stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

(via nohetero)

loveeemichelle:

30casterlyrock:

If you plant a block of Ramen noodles in the ground and water it with Bud Lite it will grow into a college student

** natty light

my0wnw0rld-c:

deanisaclosetedgeek:

deidaracchi:

today in science we had this sub and the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room with yard sticks and i laid in the middle of the floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me then the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”

(via loveeemichelle)

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

the g spot

(Source: poopflow, via unfollower)

googlehomie:

ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels

(Source: slydigger, via nohetero)

fictitiousfake:

J.K Rowling said that her inspiration for Hagrid came from when she was 19  in a pub in the west country and this terrifying looking guy came in with these other biker guys and the only thing he talked to J.K about was how his cabbages were getting on

(via unfollower)

psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

(via nohetero)

jackoffrost:

“why yes, it is my time of the month” i roar as i grow fur all over my body. my limbs change shape. i transform into a wolf and howl at the moon and bound away into the woods

(Source: inuyazha, via unfollower)

nohetero:

unfollower:

i was buying tampons a few days ago and when i put them on the counter a guy behind me gave me a really dirty look and gestured at his son i didn’t know things like that really happened like does he realize that he was once a period

i think he wanted you to give his son a tampon